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It’s Not Funny
album by
David Cross
released in 2004
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Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references!
David Cross
04:51
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2.
Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus!
David Cross
05:10
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3.
I’ve taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood!
David Cross
03:16
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4.
A rapid series of comical noises!
David Cross
03:57
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Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule!
David Cross
02:48
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My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn’t understand what it just said!
David Cross
08:38
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My immigrant mom talks funny!
David Cross
13:37
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When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as “quirky” but it’s okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish!
David Cross
06:01
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Pandering to the locals!
David Cross
07:13
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10.
Even though I am in the closet, that won’t prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homosexuals!
David Cross
02:37
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Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete!
David Cross
02:53
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When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I’ve been doing since the mid‐eighties!
David Cross
12:51
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