The Dreaded P.D.Q. Bach Collection

album by

P.D.Q. Bach

released in 1996

Disc 1

In the Vanguard Vault, Part 1 Peter Schickele

02:23

Introduction Peter Schickele

03:23

Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Allegro P.D.Q. Bach

04:55

Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Tema con variazione P.D.Q. Bach

05:01

Concerto for Horn and Hardart, S. 27: Menuetto con panna e zucchero P.D.Q. Bach

02:25

Introduction Peter Schickele

01:10

Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Aria P.D.Q. Bach

02:05

Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Recitative P.D.Q. Bach

01:41

Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Ground P.D.Q. Bach

02:57

10.

Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Recitative P.D.Q. Bach

01:04

11.

Cantata: Iphigenia in Brooklyn, S. 53162: Aria P.D.Q. Bach

01:22

12.

Introduction Peter Schickele

01:11

13.

Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro Peter Schickele

02:34

14.

Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Adagio Peter Schickele

02:39

15.

Quodlibet for Small Orchestra: Allegro Peter Schickele

03:35

16.

Introduction Peter Schickele

06:38

17.

Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Sehr unruhig mit schmalz P.D.Q. Bach

02:33

18.

Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Andante senza moto P.D.Q. Bach

03:29

19.

Sinfonia Concertante, S. 98.6: Presto nicht schleppend P.D.Q. Bach

02:15

20.

Introduction Peter Schickele

04:55

21.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Chorus: “Tarragon of virtue is full” P.D.Q. Bach

02:19

22.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Recitative: “And there were in the same country” P.D.Q. Bach

00:56

23.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Duet: “Bide thy thyme” P.D.Q. Bach

02:15

24.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Fugue for Orchestra P.D.Q. Bach

01:08

25.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Recitative: “Then asked he” P.D.Q. Bach

01:53

26.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Chorale: “By the leeks of Babylon / There we sat down, yea, we wept” P.D.Q. Bach

02:00

27.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Recitative: “Then she gave in” P.D.Q. Bach

00:29

28.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Aria: “Open sesame seeds” P.D.Q. Bach

02:02

29.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Recitative: “So saying” P.D.Q. Bach

01:00

30.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Duet: “Summer is a cumin seed” P.D.Q. Bach

01:42

31.

Oratorio: “The Seasonings”, S. 1/2 tsp.: Chorus With Soloists: “To curry favor, favor curry” P.D.Q. Bach

02:52

Disc 2

Introduction Peter Schickele

02:05

“Unbegun” Symphony: III. Minuet Peter Schickele

03:26

“Unbegun” Symphony: IV. Andante – Allegro Peter Schickele

05:15

Introduction Peter Schickele

02:39

Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Allegro moulto P.D.Q. Bach

00:44

Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Romanze II (Adagio Sereno) P.D.Q. Bach

01:22

Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Minaret and Trio P.D.Q. Bach

02:39

Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Romanze I (Chi Largo) P.D.Q. Bach

02:00

Pervertimento for Bagpipes, Bicycle and Balloons, S. 66: Presto Changio P.D.Q. Bach

02:55

10.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Signature Theme / Intro Peter Schickele

01:34

11.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Echo Sonata for Two Unfriendly Groups of Instruments / Tag P.D.Q. Bach , Peter Schickele

03:26

12.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Station Break Peter Schickele

00:17

13.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Commercial: “Do You Suffer?” Peter Schickele

02:53

14.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Intro Peter Schickele

00:52

15.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: New Horizons in Music Appreciation: Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony Peter Schickele , Robert Dennis

07:56

16.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Time / Weather / News Peter Schickele

03:04

17.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Intro Peter Schickele

00:42

18.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Traumarei for Unaccompanied Piano P.D.Q. Bach

03:27

19.

Report From Hoople: Bright and Early Show: Station Break / Tag / Signature Theme Peter Schickele

00:55

20.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Signature Theme / Intro Peter Schickele

01:10

21.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E-flat major: Larghissimo – Allegro Boffo P.D.Q. Bach

02:40

22.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E-flat major: Menuetto con Brio ma senza Trio P.D.Q. Bach

01:18

23.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E-flat major: Adagio Saccharino P.D.Q. Bach

00:52

24.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E-flat major: Yehudi Menuetto P.D.Q. Bach

01:46

25.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Schleptet in E-flat major: Presto Hey Nonny Nonnio P.D.Q. Bach

01:09

26.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Tag / Station Break Peter Schickele

00:26

27.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: What’s My Melodic Line? Peter Schickele

05:09

28.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Time / News / Intro Peter Schickele

02:56

29.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Fugue in C minor (From the Toot Suite for Calliope Four Hands) P.D.Q. Bach

02:46

30.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Tag / Station Break Peter Schickele

00:33

31.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: What’s Happening in Home Economics (Beethoven’s Revenge) Peter Schickele

00:48

32.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Commercial: “If You Have Never” Peter Schickele

01:06

33.

Report From Hoople: Dull and Late Show: Sign-Off / Signature Theme Peter Schickele

01:57

Disc 3

Introduction Will Jordan

01:15

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Overture P.D.Q. Bach

01:41

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Let’s face it — I’m lost” P.D.Q. Bach

02:20

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Boy!” P.D.Q. Bach

01:15

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Now is the season” P.D.Q. Bach

03:30

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Gesundheit!” P.D.Q. Bach

02:34

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Duet: “Woe” P.D.Q. Bach

02:25

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “Hark!” P.D.Q. Bach

01:28

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Aria: “Look at me” P.D.Q. Bach

03:35

10.

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Recitative: “That’s the end” P.D.Q. Bach

02:17

11.

The Stoned Guest, Part 1: Trio: “I’m sure I’d be” P.D.Q. Bach

02:33

12.

Intermission Feature: Opera Whiz Peter Schickele

04:24

13.

Plot Synopsis Will Jordan

04:00

14.

The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Recitative: “I hate to interrupt” P.D.Q. Bach

02:46

15.

The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Quartet: “Don Octave” P.D.Q. Bach

03:47

16.

The Stoned Guest, Part 2: Finale: “O saviour” P.D.Q. Bach

01:00

17.

Announcement Will Jordan

00:50

18.

The Triumphs of Thusnelda: “The queen to me a royal pain doth give” P.D.Q. Bach

03:20

19.

The Triumphs of Thusnelda: “My bonnie lass she smelleth” P.D.Q. Bach

02:35

20.

Final Announcement Will Jordan

00:27

Disc 4

Introduction Peter Schickele

03:27

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Overture P.D.Q. Bach

01:25

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I am a quaint old inkeeper” P.D.Q. Bach

01:28

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Like a lonely pilgrim” P.D.Q. Bach

01:55

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “My name is Hansel Hunter” P.D.Q. Bach

01:20

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S.2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I’m the village idiot” P.D.Q. Bach

00:30

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Et expecto” P.D.Q. Bach

02:33

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “There’s something about a monk” P.D.Q. Bach

02:09

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Duet: “Do you love me?” P.D.Q. Bach

01:31

10.

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Interlude: Medical examination P.D.Q. Bach

00:34

11.

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “I hope you’ll take this friendly advice” P.D.Q. Bach

01:21

12.

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Aria: “Teddy Nice is my name” P.D.Q. Bach

00:48

13.

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Duet: “Jump not to conclusions” P.D.Q. Bach

01:20

14.

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice, S. 2ⁿ−1: An opera in one unnatural act: Finale: “Just tell me what your name is” P.D.Q. Bach

04:08

15.

The O.K. Chorale From the Toot Suite for calliope four hands, S. 212° P.D.Q. Bach

03:16

16.

Introduction Peter Schickele

05:00

17.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Theme: Windbreaker P.D.Q. Bach

00:47

18.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅰ: Balloons P.D.Q. Bach

00:39

19.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅱ: Slide Whistle P.D.Q. Bach

01:13

20.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅲ: Slide Windbreaker P.D.Q. Bach

00:25

21.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅳ: Lasso D’Amore P.D.Q. Bach

01:57

22.

“Erotica” Variations, S. 36EE, for banned instruments and piano: Variation Ⅴ: Foghorn, Bell, Kazoo, Gargle P.D.Q. Bach

00:57

23.

Introduction Peter Schickele

01:00

24.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Loving is as easy P.D.Q. Bach

00:58

25.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Please, kind sir P.D.Q. Bach

01:42

26.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Jane, my Jane P.D.Q. Bach

02:38

27.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Golly golly oh P.D.Q. Bach

01:29

28.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Nelly is a nice girl P.D.Q. Bach

01:52

29.

The Art of the Ground Round, S. 1.19/lb, for three baritones and discontinuo: Encore (Nelly is a nice girl) P.D.Q. Bach

01:30

30.

In the Vanguard Vault, Part 2 Peter Schickele

04:08

31.

The “Sanka” Cantata P.D.Q. Bach

07:03

32.

In the Vanguard Vault, Part 3 Peter Schickele

01:12

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